- SPOONERISM
- Blushing crow, perhaps
- Packed lunch / lacked punch, e.g.
- What each of the other four longest answers in this puzzle is
- Hated the book, perhaps
- Lack of pies, say
- May I sew you to a sheet? is one
- Exchange of letters
- Loose Brie, for example
- What each of 17-, 23-, 34-, and 48-Across is
- Blushing crow for "crushing blow."
- He was dealt a blushing crow.
- Tons of soil for "sons of toil."
- Comical transposition
- Hoobert Heever, e.g.
- Trump the jack, e.g.
- One-a-day, for Dunaway
- Chew the doors, e.g.
- Candle with hair, e.g.
- Let me sew you to your sheet, e.g.
- Silly sound transposition
- Well-boiled icicle, e.g.
- Chewing the doors, for example