- SHREDS
- Tatters
- Murders a guitar solo
- Kills it on a guitar
- Strips in the office?
- Creates confetti
- Renders unreadable
- Destroys documents
- Reduces to confetti
- Destroys, as documents
- Reduces to ribbons
- Tears it up
- Cuts up in the office
- Ripping results
- Destroys, as docs
- Tears it up on the slopes
- Makes confetti
- Fragments
- Minimal amounts
- Scraps
- Turns to confetti
- Turns into confetti
- Pulls apart
- Turns paper to confetti
- Destroys, in a way
- Makes into confetti
- Converts to confetti
- A thing of ___ and patches.
- Cuts into strips.
- Cuts into pieces.
- Strips.
- Particles.
- Remnants.
- Pieces.
- Cuts up, as cabbage.
- Rips up
- Bits
- Makes strips
- Tears into strips
- Disposes of evidence, in a way
- Confetti
- Tears up
- Prepares wheat, in a way
- Rips to bits
- Tattered state
- Trifling amounts
- Tattered condition
- Hardly mint condition
- Does a virtuoso guitar solo, slangily
- Viciously criticizes, informally
- Tears to smithereens
- Reduces to bits
- Snowboards well, informally
- Certain YouTube guitar god parodies
- Destroys, as incriminating documents
- What many sensitive documents eventually end up in
- Rips to pieces
- Does an office chore
- Destroys sensitive material
- Utilizes a certain office machine
- Destroys files, in a way
- Turns documents into confetti
- Destroys sensitive documents, in a way
- What something might be torn to
- Destroys, office-style
- Rips into pieces
- Confetti, e.g.
- Destiny of some classified papers
- Removes the paper trail
- Makes unreadable, in a way
- Gets rid of the paper trail, perhaps
