Crossword clues for Comedian's quips. 5 letters:JAPESComedian's quips.IHAVEStart of a quip attributed to British comedian Ken DoddIFTHETERRORISTSStart of a quip by comedian David CrossIREMEMBERWHENStart of a quip by comedian Demetri MartinASTRAIGHTLINEISComedian's quip, part 1IHADTHERIGHTTOStart of a quip by comedian Ron White upon being arrested in a barIWASGOINGTOBUYACOPYStart of a quip by comedian Ronnie ShakesMULANEYComedian John who quipped "I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to read Jane Austen, and then I didn't"WHYDONTTHEYMAKETHEWHOLEPLANEWith 36-Across, quip from a famous comedianGAGComedian's offering, such as this puzzle's quip